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« Reply #30 on: March 24, 2007, 08:03:52 AM » |
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Tired of finding inconveniently placed holes? Now you can make your own with a "Really Sharp Knife"! -shlitiouse
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« Reply #31 on: March 24, 2007, 09:02:33 AM » |
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Matt likes homos WAAAY more than monkeys. FREAK!
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« Reply #32 on: March 24, 2007, 10:11:37 PM » |
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bobby is a gay basher!
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You should be Gods second sidekick, me being the first one. We'd make a great team!- da_pope
Ayso is my hero. - apache
my cock will split you next if you keep it up - snook
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« Reply #33 on: March 24, 2007, 10:38:48 PM » |
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Mat is French!
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« Reply #34 on: March 25, 2007, 09:32:44 AM » |
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I'm not going to lie, that monkey story sucked. I'm pretty sure my expression simply became MORE dour as I read the damned thing. Anyway, speaking of gerbils in gay people's rectums ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvGKIvcDpRg |
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Wherever particular people congregate
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« Reply #35 on: March 26, 2007, 03:26:19 AM » |
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Penzig is an annual battle in Pennsylvannia for the nation's SCA kingdoms. Some 12-30,000 folks in armor, lined up, attacking each other, using catapults and ballista on the enemy, with parties and feasting for 2 weeks.
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We have clearly reached the point where only RAMPANT and UNCHECKED stabbing can save us. And my first act as self-appointed STABMASTER is to slay my comrades.
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« Reply #36 on: March 27, 2007, 05:01:30 PM » |
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chill matt, we can still be gay, it's just that if we are, primates would be cooler than us, we'd be cooler than gay primates but whatever...
Axebiter: That convention sounds wicked, do you know where to find pics, or are there no cams allowed?
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« Reply #37 on: March 28, 2007, 07:01:09 AM » |
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A good friend of mine (paul) once came upon a video of gerbil porn while stoned/drunk at a friends place. Turns out it sorta almost happend, but it was actually just that they forgot to cut it's nails, so it dug into his insides and he was bleeding and such. They pulled out the pipe and the gerbil got stuck, so crawled further up the poor guy before dying. The guy was left with a bloody colon and dead gerbil more than a foot up his ass. Dayum.
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Or maybe just maybe GW is finaly lisening to the fans and doing some this thay wont.- Thorax the Impailor
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« Reply #38 on: March 30, 2007, 08:40:23 AM » |
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I always though thast the "anus-cannon" aspect of that story seemed a bit far fetched.
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« Reply #39 on: March 30, 2007, 12:56:08 PM » |
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I've always thought the gerbil up the butt thing was ludicrous simply because one of the first things a trapped rodent does it to start gnawing and scratching...the last thing somebody looking for asspleasure would want.
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« Reply #40 on: April 06, 2007, 05:12:16 PM » |
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I know this is a thread necro... but I had to say that I actually laughed at the dead hamster under the wheel story  As for that Armageddon story, it was featured in the Darwin Awards but I can't remember if it was Confirmed or not :/ |
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If vegitarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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« Reply #41 on: April 07, 2007, 10:15:15 AM » |
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Hey, that's where I heard it first, too...
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I have better things to do, but I'm not doing those either.
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« Reply #42 on: April 07, 2007, 10:30:53 AM » |
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I thinki heard about the darwin's... that must mean he died of it becauise the darwin's award the mostr outrageaous deaths, don't they? death by rodent up the butt, lol.
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« Reply #43 on: April 07, 2007, 04:19:12 PM » |
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Actually, I think it was on a side-section thing for people who should get a Darwin Award, but didn't actually die. Then again, it's been nearly ten years since I've looked at them. EDIT: Maybe this closes the case. |
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I have better things to do, but I'm not doing those either.
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« Reply #44 on: April 08, 2007, 02:26:56 PM » |
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My question is how you could possibly put an open ended pipe large enough to put a gerbil in up your ass. Even if you did your ummm... stretches... The muscles would still contract too much to make it possible to fit anything the width of a gerbil up there without forcing it so hard that the anus is forced inside the body and due to the tension is force to crawl around the pipe and pull itself back down.
Enjoy your meal.
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